60 Funny Weather Puns

Here are the 60 funny weather puns those are bit cloudy. I am here today to share some weather puns with you guys. I know what you are thinking: ‘These puns will be rain-bows of disappointment.’ But I promise, you will be snow-sure to laugh. So without further ado, let’s get started & enjoy the show.

Weather Puns

1. Why did the cloud break up with the lightning bolt? Because it couldn’t handle the shocking relationship!
2. Why did the storm go to school? It wanted to get a little thunderstanding!
3. How do raindrops greet each other? They say, “Water you doing today?
4. Why did the meteorologist bring a ladder to work? Because he wanted to climb the charts!
5. Why did the sun go to therapy? It was feeling a bit down.
6. What did one tornado say to the other tornado? “Let’s twist and shout!
7. How do weather forecasters stay cool? They make lots of “breezy” jokes!
8. Why did the cloud go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit under the weather!
9. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of weather? Chilly!
10. Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work? He was predicting showers!
11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
12. Why did the fog go to therapy? It had a lot of mist-understandings!
13. What did the hail say to the roof? “Hang in there, I’ll get a grip!
14. How does a lightning bolt flirt? It gives you a shocking smile!
15. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
16. Why did the weather vane become an artist? It wanted to find its true North!
17. How do weather forecasters like their eggs? Sunny-side up!
18. What do you call a weather app that’s always wrong? A mist-erious app!
19. Why did the cloud bring a suitcase to the party? Because it wanted to make a rain-check!
20. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? Two’s company, but three’s a cloud!

Funny Weather Puns

1. I’m a big fan of meteorology. It really blows me away!
2. The rainstorm wanted to start a band, but it couldn’t find any thunderous applause.
3. The fog wanted to be a stand-up comedian, but its jokes were always too misty.
4. The sun decided to retire because it wasn’t getting a raise. It felt it was working for peanuts.
5. The weather forecasters got married in a hail of confetti. It was a whirlwind romance!
6. The weather app said it was feeling under the weather. I guess it caught a bug!
7. The lightning bolt was a great dancer. It had some shocking moves!
8. The clouds are always invited to parties because they bring the atmosphere.
9. The snowstorm was enjoying a cup of hot cocoa. It said it was in its element!
10. The wind and the sun had a competition to see who could make a person take off their coat. The sun said, “I’ll let you take the first gust.
11. The weatherman was fired for being too cloudy with a chance of showers. He just couldn’t make a clear forecast.
12. The thunderstorm loved telling jokes because they always made a big impact.
13. The weather is like a musician. It plays hot and cold notes.
14. The snowflake fell in love with the hailstone. It was an ice romance!
15. The tornado wanted to become a politician because it knew how to spin things around.
16. The fog wanted to be a chef but realized it couldn’t make clear soups.
17. The raindrop was a fantastic singer. It had great pitch!
18. The weather forecasters held a stormy meeting to brainstorm new ideas.
19. The sunshine was feeling radiant and said, “I’m solar-powered!
20. The hailstorm was crushing it at the ice sculpting competition. It was hailed as the champion!

Short Weather Puns

1. The cloud couldn’t stop making rain jokes. It had a real downpour of puns!
2. The hurricane decided to start a bakery because it wanted to make some whirl’d-class pastries.
3. The raindrop was feeling a bit sad, so the sunshine told it to keep its chin up and sparkle!
4. The lightning bolt was strikingly good at telling electrifying jokes. It always had a shocking punchline.
5. The wind was feeling a bit deflated, so it went to the gym to get a gust of energy.
6. The thunderstorm won the lottery and became a millionaire. It was a thunderful stroke of luck!
7. The fog liked to hang out with its cloud friends because they always mist each other.
8. The snowflake started a fashion blog to share its unique and flakey style tips.
9. The heatwave was feeling too hot to handle, so it took a dip in the pool to cool off.
10. The weather forecasters were having a heated argument about whether the day would be sunny or cloudy. It was a real front!

More Funny Weather Puns

1. Why did the cloud break up with the raindrop? – Because it found someone with a better “mist”ique!
2. How do you spot a happy cloud? – It’s always cirrus-ly smiling!
3. What did the hail say to the roof? – Hang onto your shingles, this is gonna be a wild storm!
4. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? – A puddle!
5. Why did the weatherman bring a ladder to work? – Because he heard the forecast called for high pressure!
6. What do you call a tornado that loves to dance? – A twisterella!
7. Why did the weather forecast get arrested? – For predicting a light breeze and delivering a windstorm!
8. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? – Hold onto your nuts, it’s going to be a wild ride!
9. Why did the lightning bolt go to school? – To get a jolt of knowledge!
10. How do hurricanes communicate? – They use “cell” phones!

I hope these additional weather jokes brought a smile to your face!

Final Thoughts

I hope you enjoyed my weather puns presentation. If you did, please rain some applause. And if you didn’t, please snow your displeasure. But either way, I’m wind-ing down my presentation.

P.S. If you’re looking for more weather summer puns, check out our other pun articles.