Welcome to the month of November, where the air becomes crisper, and the colors of autumn paint the world in warm hues. As nature prepares for its grand finale before winter’s arrival, it’s also time to embrace the lighter side of this season with a delightful dose of humor – enter the realm of “November Puns.”
So, let’s gather ’round the digital fireplace, toast some marshmallows, and embark on a journey through the delightful world of November Puns. Whether you’re a seasoned pun enthusiast or simply looking for a reason to smile, these puns are sure to leave you “thankful” for the joy they bring. Get ready to “fall” in love with the punny side of November!
November Dad Jokes
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
- What do you call fake rocks? Shamrocks!
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- How do you organize a fantastic space party? You have to planet in advance!
Funny November Puns
- November is the month when turkeys become thankful for vegans.
- I’m so corny in November; I could be a Thanksgiving side dish!
- November is like a second October – the “re-pumpkin-ing” begins!
- The leaves in November are falling for you, and they can’t “leaf” you alone!
- November is the month when “fall” turns into “wintervention.”
- What do you call the sound of a turkey gobbling in November? A poultrygeist!
- November is the month of “Thanks-taking” – stealing extra helpings of pie!
- The trees in November must be tired because they’re “leaf-ing” everywhere!
- November is the month when you can finally pumpkin-spice up your life!
- Why did the cranberries turn red in November? Because they saw the turkey dressing up for Thanksgiving!
- November is the perfect time to fall in love with cozy sweaters and hot cocoa.
- November is the month of great change – it’s fall-tastic!
- November is like a month-long food coma in preparation for the Thanksgiving feast!
- What’s the turkey’s favorite type of music in November? Anything with drumsticks!
- November: the month when the air smells like apple cider and bad turkey puns.
- Did you hear about the squirrel that won the lottery in November? He was nuts about his newfound fortune!
- November is the time of year when you can’t resist “fall-ing” for a corny joke or two!
November Birthday Jokes
- Why did the birthday candle go to school? To get a little brighter!
- What do you give a November baby who loves jokes? A laughter-day cake!
- Why did the November birthday celebrant go to the bakery? To get their “pie-day” cake, of course!
- Why was the November baby’s birthday so special? Because they were born to be wild!
- What do you sing to a November baby on their birthday? “Happy Birth-month to You!”
- Why did the November baby refuse to go to the circus on their birthday? Because they didn’t want to be another year older and “circus-stential!”
- What’s a November baby’s favorite party game? “Musical Harvest Chairs!”
- What did the November birthday balloon say to the pin? “Please don’t pop my birthday bubble!”
- Why did the November baby blow out the candles quickly? To make a “wish” before autumn’s end!
- What did the autumn tree say to the November birthday boy? “Leaf me alone; it’s my birthday!”
- Why was the November birthday party so successful? Because it was the ultimate “gobble-fest”!
- What did the November baby receive as a birthday gift from the scarecrow? A “corny” joke book!
- What do November birthday celebrants love to do at their party? “Pie the night away”!
- Why did the November baby wear a crown on their birthday? Because they were “ruler” of the autumn kingdom!
- What’s a November baby’s favorite dessert on their birthday? “Thanks-giving me cake”!
- What do you get when you mix a turkey with a November birthday cake? A “gobble-icious” celebration!
- Why did the November baby invite a scarecrow to their birthday party? They wanted to have a “straw-tastic” time!
- What’s a November baby’s favorite birthday wish? “May your cake be as sweet as pumpkin pie!”
- Why did the November birthday girl have so many friends at her party? Because she was “fall-liked” by all!
- How does a November baby feel when they turn another year older? “Leaf-tastic” and ready for new adventures!
No Shave November Puns
- No Shave November is just the “grizzly” beginning of winter facial hair.
- Are you participating in No Shave November? Don’t worry; it’s just a “whisker” away!
- Embrace your beard during No Shave November – it’s the “mane” event!
- No Shave November: where razor blades go into hibernation.
- This November, let your facial hair be your “mane” attraction!
- What do you call a beard that doesn’t want to participate in No Shave November? A “party pooper-scooper”!
- No Shave November is the time to let your facial hair “folli-grow”!
- Beards in November: proving that scruffiness is next to “awesomeness.”
- No Shave November: the perfect excuse for being “beardiful”!
- Why was the beard sad during No Shave November? It couldn’t “whisker” the days away!
- Embrace the facial fuzz in November – it’s a “hair-raising” experience!
- No Shave November: the one time of year when “whisker” control goes out the window!
- Beards during November are like little “face sweaters” to keep you warm.
- What did the razor say during No Shave November? “I’m just going to sit this one out.”
- No Shave November: where mustaches become “magnificent” and beards “bountiful”!
- Why did the beard win an award during November? It had the most “impressive growth”!
- No Shave November is the time to let your facial hair “be-ard” and be proud!
- What do you call a beard that’s excited for No Shave November? “Eagerly hairy-ted”!
- In November, your face becomes a canvas for your “hair-raising” creativity!
- No Shave November: a month of scruffiness and “bristle-mania”!
November Food Puns
- November is a-maize-ing because it’s all about corny food puns!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite November food? Straw-berries, of course!
- Did you hear about the pumpkin pie who won a Nobel Prize? It was so “piedestrian”!
- November is the month for “cran-burying” yourself in delicious food!
- Why did the November vegetables break up? They couldn’t find common “roots”!
- What do you call a November feast for vampires? A “fang-tastic” dinner party!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite November snack? Cran-wing sauce!
- Why was the chef always in a good mood during November? Because they were having a “gourd” time!
- What do you call a November meal with all the fixings? A “cornucopia of flavors”!
- Did you hear about the potato who joined a band in November? It became a smashing success!
- November is the month of “gourd” times and great food!
- What did the bread say to the butter on a chilly November day? “You spread warmth wherever you go!”
- November is like a big buffet of tasty food puns – just “grazing” the surface!
- Why was the November chef always so calm under pressure? They knew how to “gravy” the situation!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite November dessert? Straw-berries and cream!
- November is the month to “pump-kin” up the flavor in your dishes!
- Why did the vegetables start a band in November? They wanted to “turnip” the beet!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite musical instrument in November? The drumstick!
- November is all about “harvesting” delicious food and laughter!
- What did the turkey say to the mashed potatoes in November? “Let’s get ‘stuffed’ together!”
Short November Puns
- November: Fall-ow the leaves!
- No-Shave November: Be-hair or be square!
- Autumn leaves are “falling” for you!
- November: The month of “thankful” hearts.
- It’s November; time to “ember”brace the coziness!
- November: A-maize-ing vibes!
- What do you call a turkey on Halloween? A gobblin!
- November: Harvesting laughter and joy!
- November: “Leaf” it to nature’s beauty.
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- November: Let’s “gourd” ourselves on delicious treats!
- Embrace the “turkey-tude” in November!
- November: The month of “pie” anticipation!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The drumstick!
- November: Falling in love with cozy moments.
- No Shave November: Whisker-tastic!
- November: A “bountiful” time of year.
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite ride? A “h-ay”-cycle!
- November: “Harvest” the happiness!
- What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving? “Quack, quack, quack”!
November Month Puns
- November is a-maize-ing!
- I’m falling for November!
- November: the month of “thanks-giving.”
- What’s the turkey’s favorite month? Novem-bird!
- It’s time to “ember”ace November’s beauty!
- November: where leaves turn into “fall-art.”
- What did the tree say to the squirrel in November? “Leaf me alone!”
- November: the month to “harvest” good times.
- November: the “turkey-tastic” time of year!
- What did the calendar say to November? “I’m ready to turn a new leaf!”
- November: where autumn colors “fall” into place.
- Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have “gourd” manners!
- November: the season to “gobble” up fun!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite November activity? Corn-sidering all the possibilities!
- November: “fall-some” weather and “fall-some” puns!
- Why do ghosts love November? Because they can “boo-tify” the surroundings!
- November: a time for “pie-ning” over delicious desserts.
- What do you call a cornfield in November? The “maze of maize”!
- November: “pump” up the excitement for the holidays!
Final Thought
As we bid farewell to the month of November, we also take our leave from the pun-filled wonderland that has brought us laughter and joy. But fear not, for these November Puns will linger in our memories like the lingering aroma of a Thanksgiving feast. They have illuminated the autumn days, adding a touch of wit and merriment to the otherwise brisk season. You can also check out some funny month jokes here.
Until we meet again next November, or perhaps even sooner in another punny adventure, keep your spirits high, and let the joy of wordplay continue to brighten your days. Happy punning, and may your days be filled with endless laughter!